Drunken Arguments Are Rarely Interesting

February 6th, 2007.

My friend Marilyn and I were at the bar one night drunkenly arguing about who was more judgmental. This came about because we had both made identical New Years Resolutions to be less judgmental and we had also consumed copious amounts of booze.

Marilyn claimed there was no one on the planet more judgmental than her. I insisted that I was far more judgmental only I hid it better. Finally, she came up with a solution. We would each write down on a slip of paper something we were secretly judgmental about and trade them.

Her slip of paper said:

‘Even though I am very far in debt myself, I still look down on poor people.’

I totally knew she was going to write that, so my slip of paper said:

‘I look down on you because you’re in debt.’

Grudgingly, she admitted, “You win.”

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