Violent Acres

Not every death is a tragedy. In fact, I would even go so far as saying most deaths aren’t a tragedy. I don’t know what so many of you people have against death, but get over it already. Death is a part of life and if people didn’t die, there would be no room for those of us who remain alive and I personally like my space. The only tragedy here is that too many people are terrified to face their own mortality.

Keeping in that spirit, I’d just like to say for the official record that I don’t give a flying fuck about Anna Nicole Smith. My only gripe with the woman passing away is that when she collapsed, she failed to fall on top of her infant daughter and crush her, thereby killing two slutty dimwitted birds with one stone. The selfish whore forgot to take the rest of her faulty genes with her. I guess that means that Anna Nicole was a fuck up to the bitter end. Boo. Hoo. Hoo.

Anyone who has put more thought into it than that is an idiot.

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