V: He called me immature!

Husband: Why would he say that?

V: I don’t know. I mean, just because I whine a lot and throw hissyfits and spend entire weekends playing video games with 12 year old boys…..God! Apparently, this makes me ‘immature’ now!

Husband: Imagine that.

V: That’s it! I’m eating ice cream for dinner!

Husband: That’ll show him!

V: Nobody understands me.