V: She said if I had anything to say to her, I should say it to her face. So I did.

Husband: What did you say?

V: I told her she had a double chin. Then she said that she didn’t care about what I thought. So I said, ‘Yeah right, that’s why you’re about listen to some sad music and go for a walk in the rain.’ Then I called her Little Miss Emo and asked her is she was planning on slitting her wrists tonight. I offered to give her some razor blades.

Husband: Jeez, V. What did she ever do to you?

V: That’s what she said!