How to Impress Me
March 29th, 2007Car Salesman: This one has all leather interior.
V: I don’t mind cloth.
Car Salesman: It also has power windows….
V: I can roll my windows up.
Car Salesman: Air conditioning…
V: I can also roll my windows down.
Car Salesman: A 5 disk CD changer…
V: I own an Ipod.
Car Salesman: Moon roof? Dual side airbags? Keyless entry?
V: *bored sigh*
Car Salesman: Um, it also gets 40 miles per gallon of gasoline.
V: I find myself suddenly intrigued.
