Jesus Knows
May 11th, 2007.Brother: Oh God, my stomach hurts! Why o why did I eat that strawberry shortcake?
V: Uh, because you like strawberry shortcake?
Brother: But I was full after my meal! Why would I order dessert when I’m already full?
V: It’s my fault. I was the one who tempted you with the dessert menu.
Brother: Jesus knows I’m weak.
(Maybe I’ll write the end of yesterday’s story tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll write it never. Who knows? All I know now is I’m not in the mood to write it today.)
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