V: So, do you think I went too far with my parody pictures?

Brother: Are you kidding me? You just made fun of her hair! What’s the big deal?

V: Well, what about the picture where I photoshopped shit into her hand?

Brother: Could have been worse. Could have been a cock.

V: Oh, I save pictures of cocks for those who dare me into action.

Brother: Do you have something prepared?

V: Maybe. But I’m waiting for the double dog dare.

Brother: Well if you need help animating the cock to squirt cum into his face, let me know.

V: Will do.

Ah, the benefits of surrounding yourself with morally questionable people….