Violent Acres

I am now an actress.

And now that I am an actress, I take back everything I said about celebrity worship being stupid. Please feel free to worship me at will.

Oh, I kid!

Actually, I just did the voice of Millie in Myroid’s new game. The bad news is I’m a lousy fucking actress. The good news is I only had to say, like, two sentences and people only get to hear them if they beat every monster boss in the game.

So if there is anyone out there who is still wondering if I’m really a woman, a man, or a team of writers, here is your chance to find out. Play the new Millie game, kill all the monsters and listen for yourself.

Should you decide to make fun of my voice, (And believe me, there is good reason to make fun) I will find you and cut you in your sleep. Sweet dreams!

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