Violent Acres

Thanks for the blogads invites, everyone. Unfortunately, I could only accept one invite, so only one website is getting plugged. At first I was going to be all fair and simply accept the first person who invited me. Then, I decided to give ‘fair’ the middle finger, because seriously? Some of you are running some boring fucking blogs, so I just went with the best website.

Anyway, everyone head on over to Top Socialite and check it out. Yeah, I know. It’s celebrity gossip, but at least it manages to be somewhat amusing.

An excerpt:

You Know Who Else is Recording an Album? Scarlett Johansson. Why? Because it’s common knowledge that her appeal comes from her beautiful singing voice. That’s what I’ve always said, anyway. Her big, floppy, singing voice.

Hey! That’s funnier than anything I’ve ever read on Perez Hilton!

Apparently, Top Socialite is a new site, so I’m sure the author would appreciate some feedback. Take a look, have a laugh, and tell him what you think.

Thanks again for the help everyone. I got to do the ‘I told you so’ jig while a grown man cried bittersweet tears of failure. Afterwards, I saw a rainbow.

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