Brother: Your cat is so cute.

Husband: No, he’s not. He’s fat and disgusting.

Brother: But he’s got such a cute, retarded looking face.

V:  I think he’s cute.

Husband: Look at his belly! All flabby and gross…

Brother: Do you remember the television show ‘Life Goes On?‘

Husband: Yeah…

Brother: Well, he looks like Corky in a bunny suit.