Dear Crazy People Who Read My Site:

Today, I actually had a story to tell you. Unfortunately, I am sick. Deathly ill. Sitting up is actually taking me effort. It’s a damn good thing I don’t believe in karma or I’d seriously be thinking about changing my life right around now.

So rather than write for you fine people like the dancing monkey that I am, I am going to gobble as many prescription pills as I can, wash them down with about a bucket full of vodka, and wake up when I wake up.

Wish me luck,

V