The Troops Are Stoo-pid

November 2nd, 2006

So John Kerry implies that only the stupid people are fighting in Iraq and everyone is upset….why? My only gripe is that his strong ‘I call them how I see them’ platform is a couple of years too late. Had he utilized it before, he might not have gotten spanked so badly last election.

The troops in Iraq are stupid and anyone who disagrees with me has never written a letter to one. A friend of mine has a fiancé in Iraq and frequently receives letters via snail mail because he has trouble ‘working his email.’ An excerpt:

“I had a dream were u were running in the jungle except u were not a girl but a puma and u were running….running….running. ur necklace had a name on it: Shel. Then u smiled at me and we made love until we rose onto the clouds and u were no longer a puma.”

You don’t get dumber than that, folks. Unless, of course, you’re currently employed as a public school teacher. Then your idiocy knows no bounds and not even a man with three purple hearts will have the sack to admit it.

People bitch when John Kerry takes a wishy washy stance and then bitch again when he mans up and tells the truth. That poor sap just can’t win, can he?



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