Since I’ve noticed that all the cool kids on the Internet have clever little catchphrases for their websites, I’ve decided that I need one too. But here’s my beef: Coming up with a catchphrase for myself seems awfully pretentious. So that’s where you come in.

It’s your turn to give back by writing my catchphrase for me, folks! I don’t care if your intent is to insult me or flatter me….as long as it makes me giggle a little. You will be fully credited for your creative genius and rewarded with a link back from me. Considering that my site has managed to pull in the traffic in 3 weeks that most websites spend years trying to build, a link back from me seems like a very valuable award indeed. Or at least all you’ll be getting for one silly little sentence.

Now obviously, you can’t leave your submissions in the comments here, so you’ll have to write them on your site somewhere and (If you want me to see them) link them back to me. I understand if you don’t want other people to know that you’ve linked to ‘that site who shall not be mentioned,’ so I won’t fault you if you invent a secret little page with your submission on it just for me.

So get cracking, guys. Glory shall be yours in one week.