I’m Not the Only One Who Can’t Stand Liz Pulliam Weston
December 12th, 2007It’s actually kind of rare for me to find something genuinely funny on the Internet. However, after writing my article in defense of gift cards yesterday, a reader of mine followed the link to an article I referenced called Gift Cards are not Gifts, by Liz Pulliam Weston.
Apparently, my reader found her equally annoying and wrote an absolutely hysterical rebuttal to her dribble.
An excerpt:
Lizzie ain’t putting out unless she gets some fucking thing involving candied platypus eyeballs served on a hand-carved mahogany dildo. This guy has to be wanting to eat fucking glass every time he gets a gift from his wife. With her sense of GIMMEGIMMEGIMME he’s got to be thinking, “No one told me I was really marrying AUDREY II!!! HERE! I KILLED SOMEONE FOR YOU? IS THAT SPECIAL ENOUGH YOU PASTY-FACED HARRIDAN?”
If, like me, that made you giggle like a school girl, the fun continues here.
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