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Do school photographers even try to take good pictures?

I highly doubt it. Never in my life have I seen anyone look even reasonably attractive in a school photograph. Instead, it looks as though a slew of unhappy children were herded into the gym like cattle while some neurotic creep with a camera desperately tried to take 200 pictures in 15 minutes.

Also, why is the background always that ugly grayish blue color? It flatters no one. In fact, it makes all the children like corpses.

The very worst part is the schools tend to act like they’re doing you such a fucking favor by getting these disturbing snapshots of your children taken for you. Every time you get your packet, they look at you expectantly, as if you should shower them with praise for their obviously minimal effort.

“Wow, thanks! My kid looks like a serial killer now! Fucking fantastic!”

Anyway, that was bothering me today, so I figured I’d use this site to do some quick venting. (As opposed to the long, drawn out, poorly worded venting I usually use this site for)

In other news, I’ve been meaning to plug prezzles for a couple of days now. I used this service when I was running my Christmas contest and I was ultimately pleased with the results. I have no idea how many of my readers are webmasters themselves, but if you ever want to send an anonymous gift, prezzles come in handy. I suppose they’d also come in handy if you were a creepy stalker type, too, but that’s none of my concern. Unless, of course, you’re stalking me. And even then, I don’t really care so much as long as the gifts are nice.

Check out Prezzles here.

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