Last night, I met a friend at the bar of a local family restaurant. The bartender was cute and cheerful….but a little on the dim side, if you catch my drift. I didn’t really hold it against her because she made one hell of a chocolate martini.

The restaurant was getting busy. An Arabic family came and sat down at the bar to grab a few soft drinks while they waited for their table. The bartender walked over to them and very cheerily exclaimed, “Wow! You guys all have really great tans!”

“Thanks,” the father replied, obviously pissed off, “But we were kinda born this way…”

Needless to say, the bartender didn’t understand what he meant. I’m not sure what was said next because I was too busy choking on my chocolate martini.

You gotta love dumb girls.