Violent Acres

Brother’s Girlfriend: *hangs up the phone* That was my Mom. She went grocery shopping and she wants me to come home and unload the car.

Brother:  Isn’t your brother home? Why can’t he do it?

BG:  Apparently, he’s busy watching TV.

Brother:  So let me get this straight. You’ve got to leave here and go home to unload the groceries….even though your Mother and brother are already home and completely capable of doing it themselves….because they’re watching TV.

BG:  Um, yeah.

Husband:  Well, a house nigger has got to earn her keep.

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