Brother:  You don’t like comedies.

V:  I like some comedies.

Brother:  Name one.

V:  ‘When Harry Met Sally.’

Brother:  That wasn’t a comedy.

V:  Yes, it was. It was very funny.

Brother:  The only funny part of that movie was when ol’ whats-his-nuts went jogging with his buddy. And he was wearing those bikers shorts so you could see exactly how small his penis was….his little Jewish penis….

Is Billy Crystal even Jewish?