Stupid Christmas Present

January 5th, 2007

Will someone please explain to me the purpose of a Venus Vibrance razor? I got one for Christmas and I’m befuddled. It looks suspiciously like a regular Venus razor….only it vibrates. Why does my razor need to vibrate? Does that really make a difference when you’re shaving? I must be doing it wrong, because I shaved my legs with my new Venus Vibrance and my legs felt exactly the same as they always do. Is there some hidden function of the Venus Vibrance that I don’t know about? I keep thinking that their must be some reason to justify the extra cost of the thing. I mean, it’s sharp, so it’s not like you can masturbate with it or anything….

….Can you?



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