A Half Dead Woman Answering the Door Kinda Ruins the Curb Appeal

January 9th, 2007.

Appraiser: Hi, I’m Laura and I have an order here to appraise your property on ______ st.

V:  Oh, Hi Laura.

Appraiser:  What’s tomorrow look like for you?

V:  Well, actually, I’ve been really sick….

Appraiser:  So tomorrow is no good?

V:  I guess it depends. Will you mark the house down if there is vomit in my hair?

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