A lot of people have made the argument that the point I was trying to make could have been made more nicely. Instead of blatantly making fun of the genre, I could have just written up a polite and cordial little essay and sent the concerned parties in question the link. I think said argument […]

Last week, my friend, the rarified microbiologist, and I had a bite to eat together while we discussed my website and where I was planning to go with it. For the time being, I have been playing around, writing parodies and satire just to try something different and have a bit o’ fun. I think […]

Hey Amalah and Sweetney! Just so you know, knowing my name won’t de-ugly your kid.
Love,
Violent Acres

American culture as we know it is in the middle of an economic and social crisis. There is a war in Iraq, the jails are full of negroes, the streets are brimming with homeless people, liberals are legally allowed to exist and most other countries despise us. However, most (if not all) of these issues […]

V: So, do you think I went too far with my parody pictures?
Brother: Are you kidding me? You just made fun of her hair! What’s the big deal?
V: Well, what about the picture where I photoshopped shit into her hand?
Brother: Could have been worse. Could have been a cock.
V: Oh, I save pictures of cocks […]