Hey Sweetney! Want to know why your daughter isn’t the most popular girl in the class? I think I might have some idea.

“We have a wedding to go to Saturday.”
“This Saturday?”
“Um yeah…think so.”
My husband is famous for this. He makes plans for us to attend some function and fails to mention said plans to me until the very last second. Half of the time, he fails to mention them to the other people involved as well.
“Whose wedding […]

Y? Can I call you Y? We need to talk. The obsessive reading of my site is getting, well, a tad too obsessive for my tastes. Seeing you refresh my page hundreds of times a day (at all hours) is making me wonder if there isn’t something better that you can be occupying your time […]

My name is Tucker Max, and I am completely full of shit.
I get excessively drunk so often that I have far surpassed the realm of normal college debauchery and entered the realm of ‘officially has a problem with alcoholism.’ I disregard social norms by wearing really ‘out there’ clothing like white T-shirts. I mock idiots […]