Archive for November, 2006

You Can Learn a Lot From a Rich Girl

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

Driving home from the bar one evening, my friend Marilyn confided in me that she was afraid. In six months, she would be graduating from grad school and her parents were going to cut her off financially for the first time in 26 years. Marilyn works twice a week (8 hours total) waiting tables to [...]

The Violent Acres Catchphrase Contest

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Since I’ve noticed that all the cool kids on the Internet have clever little catchphrases for their websites, I’ve decided that I need one too. But here’s my beef: Coming up with a catchphrase for myself seems awfully pretentious. So that’s where you come in. It’s your turn to give back by writing my catchphrase [...]

The Troops Are Stoo-pid

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

So John Kerry implies that only the stupid people are fighting in Iraq and everyone is upset….why? My only gripe is that his strong ‘I call them how I see them’ platform is a couple of years too late. Had he utilized it before, he might not have gotten spanked so badly last election. The [...]