Brother’s Girlfriend: *hangs up the phone* That was my Mom. She went grocery shopping and she wants me to come home and unload the car.
Brother:  Isn’t your brother home? Why can’t he do it?
BG:  Apparently, he’s busy watching TV.
Brother:  So let me get this straight. You’ve got to leave here and go home to unload […]

The summer I turned 6 years old, some of the neighborhood boys started bullying me. Back then, I owned a pair of cabbage patch kid roller-skates and my favorite activity was skating around the block singing nursery rhymes at the top of my lungs. One day, a few boys in the 8-10 range thought it […]

Have you ever stood in a line at a department store loudly talking to your toddler just hoping and praying someone would compliment his cuteness? If so, I hate you and I hope you die.
This happened to me just last night. I was standing in line, minding my own business, attempting to buy a DVD. […]

My husband’s family celebrates Christmas twice a year. The weekend before Christmas everyone gathers at his grandparent’s house, exchanges presents and eats dinner. Then on actual Christmas, we do an ‘immediate family only’ gift exchange, drive to his Uncle’s house and eat dinner again. The reason behind all of this is completely appalling:
Simply put, my […]

A mere week after my site went live, I broke the only counter I could find that worked directly inside Wordpress. So, I installed Statcounter. I absolutely adore this counter because it shows my daily traffic in graph formation and I have an unnatural and oddly disturbing love of graphs.
A few weeks later, I found […]