One morning, my husband and I went out to breakfast at a busy little restaurant. It was Sunday morning and the place was packed, so we made our way to the hostess to give her our name. The hostess recognized me, but even though I’m generally pretty good with faces, I had no fucking idea who [...]
OK kids, story time.
Imagine you’re a divorced father driving to your court designated trade off point to pick up your son for the weekend. You make it there on time, but your Ex is a good 30 minutes late. When she finally arrives, you notice she’s driving a brand new SUV. You glance at your [...]
Last night, while watching Supernanny:
Brother: Man, those kids are brats! If they were mine, I tell them, ‘God hates bad kids. God sends bad kids to Hell! This is what Hell feels like….‘ Then I’d put a couple of lit cigars out on them.
V: Hm. It could work…
For the most part, I despise FAQ’s. They’re generally filled with pointless information such as birthdates and meticulous lists of the author’s favorite foods AS IF ANYONE FUCKING CARES. However, the difference between the average everyday FAQ and this one is that people actually asked me this stuff. Furthermore, they asked me frequently enough that [...]
Today I’m going to tell the men a little secret about women.
Are you listening, men? Come a little closer…a little closer. Shhhhhh, we’ve got to keep our voices down so the feminists don’t hear….
You know that stuff you’ve been reading in the girly magazines that tell you that women like to be romanced with candlelit [...]
