I was eating out with my friend and her two young children one afternoon when we found an unexpected message written inside one of the kid menus.
There, on top of the puzzles and mazes, written in bright red crayon was the phrase: FUCK YOUR KIDS.
Her other child opened his menu to find the phrase: I [...]
When I was in the work force, I would often flirt with my co-workers.
However, I did not make the mistake a lot people are guilty of when they engage in office flirtations. Most people will only flirt with a select few people in their inner circle and will remain ultra professional with everyone else. This [...]
My friend Marilyn and I were at the bar one night drunkenly arguing about who was more judgmental. This came about because we had both made identical New Years Resolutions to be less judgmental and we had also consumed copious amounts of booze.
Marilyn claimed there was no one on the planet more judgmental than her. [...]
I have managed to convince a lot of people in my day-to-day life that I am psychic. Keep in mind that I possess no actual supernatural powers and my dead Grandmother has never visited me beyond her grave. I am merely a perceptive person. However, I have learned that the gift of perception mixed with [...]
If ever I stoop
To writing bad poetry
Please blow my brains out
Why do people do this in their blogs? Do they really believe that someone will visit their website that day and think, “Oh yay! A haiku! Oh my god, I love to read lousy amateur poetry!”
Also, what the fuck is a meme and why should [...]
