Archive for March, 2007

My Mother Dated a Transvestite

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Now that I look back on it, I suspect my Mother always had a touch of The Crazy. As a young child, I assumed that the death of my Father knocked her off of her rocker. But with age, little memories previously blocked out due to lack of understanding started to swim to the surface [...]

Ann Coulter Should Be Allowed to Say Whatever the Hell She Wants

Friday, March 9th, 2007

I’ve been somewhat reluctant to defend Ann Coulter because I’ve notice that when you do, you’re often labeled a religious, ring wing, crazy. This is exasperating for me because Hello! Atheist right here! Also, most religious, right wing, crazies happen to be pro-life (Including Ann Coulter) and I’m probably the most pro-abortion person in this [...]

Why Don’t Men Have a Birth Control Pill?

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

The people who suggest that my brother-in-law is a pussy who should start standing up for himself are hopelessly naïve. If he were to display too much backbone, he’d likely end up instigating a divorce and any man who thinks divorce would be preferable to his current situation has never been to family court. You [...]

I Watch Because It’s Fun To Hate

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Trust me, I’m not going to make a habit of posting videos and such crap, but I thought this was funny enough to share. Also, it’s fitting considering that another shit-filled episode will be shown tonight.

You can see more videos made by these guys here.

It Takes Two Parents To Raise a Successful, Functioning Child

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Last year, during Christmas dinner at my in-law’s house, someone asked the Sea Donkey if she was planning on having more children.
My brother-in-law, quickly responded, “Oh, I don’t think so. We already have a boy and a girl. I think 2 is enough for us.”
The Sea Donkey slammed down her glass and gave her husband [...]