When choosing a recreational drug, it is important to pick one widely used by people whose personalities most closely resemble your own. This makes it easier to score your shit.
Pot is generally popular with underachievers and college drop outs. Shrooms and X are strictly for the hippy/raver crowds. Aspiring rock stars swear by H, while [...]
I used to work with a woman who was a very lithe 97lbs. Every day for lunch, she’d down a diet pepsi or two with her meal. Because of this, rumors started spreading that she was trying to take off a few pounds and possibly even had an eating disorder. One day, one of my [...]
I did not leave any comments on any blogs taking any sides in any Internet showdown. Generally, if I have something to say about a person, I’ll say it here.
Brother: I’m going to send him a nasty message.
V: But you’re drunk!
Brother: So? You can help me. *starts typing* There. What do you think?
dear hammy you weiner how you going to dupe us for some other “group” i hate your face
V: Um, well.
Brother: I know….it looks like a 3rd [...]
