I’ve got a couple of things to say today and I’m going to try to mash them all into a single post because I’m in a lazy sort of mood. Before anyone complains about this post’s general lack of cohesiveness, please just keep in mind that I could have written a story about how I […]

The day my eye doctor told my Mother I needed glasses must have broken her heart. I was 9 years old at the time and I could plainly see the disappointment on her face. Her thought process must have gone something like this:
My daughter? In glasses? Looking like some kind of a loser dork? Why […]

Ever since I was a little girl, I have periodically played a game I like to call ‘What would happen if…’
The very first time I played this game I was 5 years old and riding in the car with my Mother. She had allowed me to sit in the front seat, but the novelty of […]

It’s actually quite fun to watch her empty little mind vainly attempt to string together mildly coherent sentences, but I simply have to call bullshit….only because it’s a pet peeve of mine when bloggers make up blatant lies in order to discredit someone rather than actually defend their position. Normally, I let it slide because […]

Do you want to know what I think is funny?
I think married Mothers of four who feel the need to publicly validate their physical appearances via the Internet are funny.
Case in point: Rockstar Mommy. Please take a moment to stare in awe at the vast amount of self portraits, including two (Two!) attempts where she […]