I’m in the market to purchase a new property. My property minimally has to be a duplex and ideally would be a small apartment building. Since I generally play it on the safe side when it comes to real estate investing (I’m not a speculator or a flipper or Casey-dumbass-Serin), I tend to do extensive [...]
Ugh. For the record, I am so over this story. Generally, I hate to write stories that don’t have a point and something about this one screams Zero Plot! to me. The sad part is the only reason I started this mess was because I wanted to tell you about my sister. Oh, I suppose [...]
Brother: Oh God, my stomach hurts! Why o why did I eat that strawberry shortcake? V: Uh, because you like strawberry shortcake? Brother: But I was full after my meal! Why would I order dessert when I’m already full? V: It’s my fault. I was the one who tempted you with the dessert menu. Brother: [...]
I guess most people would have been happy to hear they had a Father who was alive and wanted to get to know them. But I wasn’t. In my case, I was happy with the Father I had before and even though he was dead and gone, I loved him with every ounce of my [...]
OK, let’s rewind. I’m going to take you all back to when I was 19 years old. I was divorced, in college and surrounded by friends. I had a pretty decent job and outside of a massive amount of debt, I thought I was finally pulling my life together. I was actually at work when [...]