A good 10 years ago, I had surgery. Without divulging too much information, let’s just say I was particularly nervous about the procedure I was undertaking. So as I was being prepped to be put under, I asked my Doctor an earnest question.
“Could I die from this today?”
Very casually, he replied, “Oh yes. It is [...]

I had a long night last night, so I slept in late. Around 9am, I finally roused, but not of my own volition. What had actually woken me from my slumber was a very persistent knock at my door.
Bleary eyed, I wrapped myself in a robe and stumbled towards my front door. Almost immediately, I [...]

I’m actually in the middle of a very busy week, but I still want to make a real quick post about some idiocy I came across before I forget about it.
So I’m walking through this apartment building with a real estate agent yesterday when I notice that the listing agent is a name I recognize.
I [...]

“Can I ask your advice about something?” Chris asked me last night at the bar, “How do I tell Stacy she needs to lose weight?”
Over the years, I’ve learned that people rarely go to their friends for advice because they’re actually interested in an alternative opinion. Instead, they usually want validation for whatever fucked up [...]

I used to think I was hot shit in the practical joke department until I met Steve.
Steve and I used to work together and we instantly bonded over stories of different ways we had managed to get one over on our friends and family. I told him about the time I convinced my little brother [...]