Archive for August, 2007

College Will Kill Your Entrepreneurial Spirit While Simultaneously Turning You into a Worker Bee

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Before my Mother turned into an abusive psychopath, she first stopped feeding us. I doubt she did it purposely, mind you; she was just going out to eat a lot with various dates and buying groceries for her children sort of slipped her mind. Because she was rarely home and there was no one really [...]

High Drama at the Dog Park

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Near my house, there is a dog park. In the 8 acre park, there is a lake, a sandy beach, and a few grassy hills complete with park benches and poop stations. I normally visit early in the morning, during the week, as to avoid Family Rush Hour. During Family Rush Hour, the park will [...]

Thanks Everyone

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Thanks for the blogads invites, everyone. Unfortunately, I could only accept one invite, so only one website is getting plugged. At first I was going to be all fair and simply accept the first person who invited me. Then, I decided to give ‘fair’ the middle finger, because seriously? Some of you are running some [...]

Out of Control Children are Safety Hazards in Public Places

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

I was browsing a parenting forum the other day because I’m dumb and I like to torture myself. Anyway, the women were discussing a recent news story where a stewardess kicked some chick and her toddler off of an airplane because the child would not stop talking during the safety speech. Of course, the baby [...]

Prove a Jackass Wrong! Send Me Your Blogads Invites! (Fuck You, Jeff)

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

In a couple of weeks, a friend of mine plans to start a blog. When he asked me for my advice about running a website, I only had one thing to say: Don’t kiss ass. Of course, my friend argued with me and insisted that networking was a vital aspect of running a money generating [...]