Archive for September, 2007



Teenage Sexuality and a Pink and Black Bikini

September 28th, 2007

I’ve never felt so powerful in my life than I did when I wore my pink and black bikini.
My Mother bought it for me the summer after I turned 14 years old because she firmly believed that a little girl with a body like mine shouldn’t hide under a one piece. At first, I [...]

Poor, Poor Insurance Agent

September 27th, 2007

Insurance Agent: Well, I spoke to the biological Mother today.
V: *laughs* Oh yeah? How did that go?
Insurance Agent: She yelled at me. She said I had no right to be calling her. I tried to explain that I had to contact her about issues in regards to her children. Otherwise, she could [...]

SpongeBob Squarepants Explains the Nuclear Family of the New Millennium

September 21st, 2007

Today I found myself watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and becoming increasingly annoyed. Now I know some of you are busy wildly speculating why I would be watching a cartoon, but stay with me here.
In this particular episode, Spongebob and Patrick found a baby scallop and decided to become a Mommy and Daddy as [...]

Old Gas Station Bitches are Always Cramping My Style

September 19th, 2007

Ok, so I’ve been really fucking sick lately. But I’ve always been kind of a soldier when it comes to dealing with illness. I am not one of those namby pamby types who lie in bed and ring a bell every time they need a pillow fluffed. Instead, I do the shit I’ve got to [...]

Prescription Drugs, Please

September 17th, 2007

Dear Crazy People Who Read My Site:
Today, I actually had a story to tell you. Unfortunately, I am sick. Deathly ill. Sitting up is actually taking me effort. It’s a damn good thing I don’t believe in karma or I’d seriously be thinking about changing my life right around now.
So rather than write for you [...]