I have developed a seething hatred for the creepy little fuck that lives next door.
I’m serious. This little shit-for-brains has absolutely zero redeemable qualities. He’s dumb. He’s rude. He’s ill behaved. He picks his nose. He’s socially inept. Rather than call you by your name, he’ll instead opt to scream ‘HEY! HEY! HEY!’ at you [...]
First of all, there’s a new catchphrase up. The guy who submitted it did so via his myspace page, but since then, his myspace has gone private. If you’re reading this myspace page guy, make your page public again and I’ll plug you here. Otherwise, it’s a waste. [Edit: Myspace guy has gone public again! [...]
Today I’m going to spare you the sappy, overemotional piece of writing where I relate to everyone where I was on 9/11 (complete with a picture of ground zero or a shot of a crying fireman!) and explain how it changed my life forever. I’m sure you’re going to be reading enough of that crap [...]
During the crisis that was my Mother’s dating life, she became involved with a man named Ron who was extremely religious. Ron was a very devout member of the Pentecostal Church and longed for a family who maintained similar views. Within seconds of uttering this desire to my Mother, our entire family suddenly became firm [...]
My husband and I went to the dog park today where we sat on a bench watching our dog wrestle around with yellow lab mix. The owner of said yellow lab came over to chat with us and exchange pleasantries. She was a nice, older lady and her dog was cute for a lab mix.
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