Oh, is this who I’m supposed to be this week? Sweet. I was getting kind of tired being ‘Pete the overweight guy’ from Georgia. Although, Pete was a big step up from ‘Carrie the stay at home Mom of 4′ from Oregon.
For anyone who is wondering, the answer is yes. Ryan Holiday cracked it. As […]

OK, look. I realize Ryan Holiday’s moronic little post about slow drivers was his poorly executed way of making some grand statement about mediocrity and how wrong it is for some people to drag others down to their level and blah, blah, blah.
However, the problem with people like Ryan Holiday is they seem to think […]

Today, I read something so fucking funny that I almost swallowed a piece of bubblegum, I was laughing so hard.
I’m going to copy the entire post here in full, rather than just quote and link like I usually do. If Ryan Holiday has a problem with this, I suppose he can…go cry about it. Or […]

For me, grocery stores are a bad luck. Too many times to count, I’ve unexpectedly been forced into confronting my past among jars of tomato sauce or packages of raw meat. Confronting a teacher who may have been mean to you is no easy task in the first place. Try doing it after you’ve both […]

Brother: A friend put me down as a reference on a job application today.
V: That’s cool.
Brother: I’m thinking about making up some crazy shit to say about her if they call.
V: Like what?
Brother: I was thinking about saying something like, “Don’t hire her. She told me she hates Jesus. She’s been known to go into […]