Archive for October, 2007



Overachievers in Residential Electricity

October 10th, 2007

I have officially been pleasantly surprised. In fact, my residential electricity class has been a proverbial bucket full of surprises.
For one thing, I’m not the only girl in the class. There are two older, black women in the class who are sick of their husbands promising to install doorbells and then failing to follow through. [...]

I’m Tired of Bulimia Being the New Black

October 7th, 2007

You know, I like to talk a big game, but the truth is I’m not much different than most women. I’m irrational and overemotional. I cry during sad movies. I whine when I don’t get my way. I’m hard to please, obsessed with baby animals, and I’m a terrible driver. Most of all, I’m [...]

Not That Pretty

October 4th, 2007

Today I spent the day playing ‘duck, duck, goose’ and making zebra cookies in the company of 6 kids. The children ranged in age from 1 – 7, but they’re generally a well behaved bunch, so the day was running smoothly.
Around lunch time, the plumber showed up to fix the kitchen faucet. By the way, [...]

The Best/Worst Summer of my Life

October 2nd, 2007

*You can find Part 1 of this story here.
Turns out, dodging the Bitch Brigade wasn’t as tough as I first imagined. I simply had to change up my routine a little. Instead of waiting for Lena to rap on my door after breakfast, I grabbed myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich To-Go [...]