Just recently, they opened up a new Super Walmart in my neighborhood. Imagine that; a white trash paradise in my neighborhood. I simply had to check it out.
As unbelievable as this may sound, I have never been in a Super! Walmart, so I had no idea what to expect. Would a door greeter give me […]

Yesterday I was chatting with a guy from Romania. The conversation was a little too stilted for my taste, but I suppose it was pleasant enough.
Politely, I inquired, “So how do you like living in America?”
“The only thing I don’t like about America,” the gentleman assured me, “Is how harsh they are with peedofiles.”
No, that […]

My freshman year of college, I was a very busy girl. Life was a never-ending blur of professors and parties, bars and boys, forgotten work assignments and fudged time sheets. They say that college freshmen often overextend themselves and thus have a high rate of burn out. At the time, I scoffed at all those […]

There’s a new catchphrase up for the month of November. This one was written by this dude. I was going to search around his site so I could tell you all what it was about, but the very first thing I saw was a huge picture of a cake. That made me want cake. So […]

I have a friend lifespan of roughly 3 years. For those of you who don’t know, a ‘friend lifespan’ is the amount of time two people generally remain friends until they either grow apart or get into an argument large enough that reconciliation is impossible. Some people are able to maintain lifelong friendships and still […]