Archive for November, 2007



Christmas is Consumer Gluttony Masked as Religious Sentimentality

November 5th, 2007

I tuned into a local radio station yesterday to find a poor DJ in very hot water. While he didn’t make fun of a basketball team or fantasize about raping a government official, he apparently did do something unforgivable in the eyes of his loyal listeners.
He had just finished playing a Christmas song.
You should have [...]

Fact or Fiction

November 4th, 2007

A lot of people have made the argument that my site is fiction. The reason they believe this is because, and I’m quoting them directly here, “There is no way so many interesting things can happen to one person.”
I find this utterly hilarious.
The reason this is so funny to me is because I don’t find [...]