It’s actually kind of rare for me to find something genuinely funny on the Internet. However, after writing my article in defense of gift cards yesterday, a reader of mine followed the link to an article I referenced called Gift Cards are not Gifts, by Liz Pulliam Weston.
Apparently, my reader found her equally annoying and […]

Today, I started and finished my Christmas shopping. It took me all of 10 minutes. I simply drove to the nearest bank and purchased a brand new, shiny stack of gift cards.
I felt absolutely no shame in doing this even though everyone from Miss Manners to some fat cow on MSN has told me that […]

I got into a fight over a parking space today.
It was the stupidest thing in the world and had I not been hung over from the formal Christmas dinner party thingy I went to last night, I probably wouldn’t have bothered. But this morning, I woke up and realized I was out of kitty litter. […]

This site does not have a disclaimer because I think disclaimers are generally over defensive and stupid. But if I were to write a disclaimer, I would tell you all to quit whining and crying about the numerous typos, spelling mistakes, and grammatical errors you find here.
The reason you find errors on this site is […]

His name was Tyrone.
He was graceful, lithe and his skin was so black it was almost blue. Although he was two years younger than me, he stood a full foot taller and his arms were nearly as long as my legs. Most people would assume a boy like Tyrone, with his limbs all out of […]