If you gave me the choice between $500 a chance to see a picture of some random douchebag on the Internet, I would snatch that money so fast the friction from our hands would set the bills ablaze. Hell, I’d even take $10. In some cases, I’d even pay you take pictures of your snaggletoothed […]

Alright. I’ve whined and procrastinated enough. It’s time for me to cowboy up and get my Birthday Charity Challenge going.
As of right now, not only do I need a proper cause to donate to, but I need a prize I can give to my readers as a reward for their generosity. I’m pretty sure I […]

I’m going to cut to the chase.
About 2 weeks ago, my Mother sent me a birthday card. It came in a pink envelope, swathed in ribbons, complete with embroidered flowers and a sappy verse inside. It’s totally not my style, which I strongly suspect might be why she picked it out.
There was a return address […]

The guy who writes Going Like Sixty had this to say recently about my last update:
It was so out of character it seemed to me.
I get that a lot, so I’m going to address it now. The reason I sometimes write things ‘out of character’ is because, quite simply, I’m not a character. I’m […]

Ok, so was that last update absolutely pointless or was that last update abso-fucking-lutely pointless?
I guess the only thing I can say is that story is significant to me because it was the first time I considered that there might be something wrong with my childhood. Also, I love the childlike mentality of all the […]