Violent Acres

She was short and very, very pink. Her skin, closely resembling a full bottle of pepto-bismol, was constantly dueling with her bright orange hair over which was more obnoxious. Unfortunately, her skin always won this battle considering it was stretched tight over an extremely ample body while her hair merely hung limply due to a [...]

A typical email exchange:
hi…i am interesting in adopting ricardo. he is so cute. is he good with other dogs? how much would it be to adopt him?
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