3 year old girl from this article: Tie my shoe!
V: I would never help a little girl who spoke to me so rudely.
3 year old girl: May you please tie my shoe?
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I know some of you failed to see the humor in my joke about SIDS yesterday, so if you’d like me to get […]

Friend: I thought I read somewhere that miscarriages were your body’s way of ridding itself of a child with poor genetic make-up. Like, your body can sense that the child is not healthy and purges it naturally.
V: I think I read something similar, but if I remember correctly it’s just a theory.
Friend: What I don’t […]

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I’ve noticed that most people are very quick to point out what their children are doing wrong.
A kid can color nicely on a pad of paper for months on end, but no one has shit to say about where and how well […]

Yes, I’m back.
Some crazy shit has happened to me this past week. This is good news for all of you considering I have some stuff to write about. On the other hand, it wasn’t so great for me, but I guess that’s pretty much irrelevant.
I was actually sick for a good three weeks. True to […]