To those of you who are wondering about possible connections between my lack of updates and my charity challenge, let me assure that there is no conspiracy whatsoever. I’ve just been on vacation. I didn’t mention it before I left for two reasons:
1. It’s really none of your goddamn business.
2. [...]

A long time ago, I knew a spunky little 5 year old by the name of Anna. One morning, I was helping her get all gussied up for her class picture when we had a little bit of an argument. You see, Anna had long, soft, incredibly curly blonde hair. It was absolutely adorable and, [...]

It’s been roughly a week since I started my Birthday Charity Challenge and here are the results so far. As you can see, we have raised about $3,577. It’s also clear that paypal royally sucks. (You have to click on the picture below to enlarge it)

Apparently, we are 36% of the way to my $10,000 [...]

My last article came about after an argument with a friend. His assertion was those who read my website worshiped me and would listen to anything I said. I told him not to be fooled. My audience is a fickle bunch who would turn their collective backs on me the very second I wrote something [...]

The problem with Atheists is most of them are snobs.
Atheists think they’re being clever with their spaghetti monster analogies and fairy tale rhetoric, but at the end of the day, they come off sound like condescending pricks.
Furthermore, any group of people claiming superior intelligence that willingly engages in the fight of a losing battle automatically [...]