The Gods of Funny have once again smiled on me.
Does anyone remember Ryan Holiday? He was that whining, crying, puling puddle of loser I made fun of last year? Tucker Max’s ‘personal assistant?’ I know, I know, I almost forgot all about him myself. However, a clever reader of mine periodically keeps tabs on the [...]
The two of us stood idly by the lake, shivering slightly as the breeze swept over the water. Periodically, she’d pick up a tennis ball and chuck it off into the distance. Her dog, a ball crazy yellow lab, would frantically dive into the water in hot pursuit. My dog, not much of a retriever [...]
What. A. Fucking. Headache.
Seriously, people. My eyes are bleeding here! Some of you just shortened my goddamn lifespan by 10 years with your insipid blubbering. Thanks a lot.
I was going to wait to write about this after things were finalized a bit more and I had, you know, accurate information to give you, but since [...]
Upon walking into my friend Lizzie’s apartment yesterday, I was disappointed to find that she had also invited a girl we’ll call ‘Marie’ over. Now I’ve never particularly liked Marie, although until yesterday, I couldn’t really tell you why. My interactions with her have always been fairly limited (considering she’s not my friend), so I’ve [...]
By: IamRob
Illustrations: Ken
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers or bakers, or candlestick makers. A rapist or a dancer…or die early from cancer. Some will be born with one kidney, one ear, one lung, or have fetal alcohol syndrome…from a drunk mother on rum.
Some kids are [...]
