Archive for February, 2009

Calling All Degenerates

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I’ll admit it.
Reviewing EJ was a lot of fun. In fact, I had so much fun skewering that self important little bastard, that when someone else offered me cold hard cash to review them, I couldn’t hit the ‘accept’ button quick enough. Two idiots in less than a week? Is it fucking Christmas around [...]

Natural Selection?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Brother: V, would you ever willingly give birth to a downs baby?
V: No way in Hell.
Brother: [to husband] What about you? Would you want her to have a downs baby?
Husband: Not a chance. No way, I couldn’t deal with that shit.
V: [to brother] Would YOU want your girlfriend to have a downs baby?
Brother: Fuck no!!!
V: [...]

What I Think About Extremejohn.com

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Awhile back ago, I signed up on reviewme.com for a lark. I figured most of the people who paid for other sites to review them expected positive reviews or, in the very least, constructive criticism. However, I thought it would be absolutely hysterical for someone to expect that from me only to publicly get ripped [...]